If You Give a Missionary a Turkey…
If you give a missionary a turkey…
If you give a missionary a turkey, they’re going to want some stuffing.
After the stuffing, you know they’ll ask for a piece of pumpkin pie.
And what good is pumpkin pie without a scoop of ice cream?
But if you give them ice cream, they’re going to want a spoon.
And if you give a missionary a spoon, they’re going to want a chair.
Well, if they have a chair, they’re going to want a table.
And if there’s a table, that missionary is going to want friends.
With friends, they’ll want...